tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-102135432011-04-21T16:50:38.398-07:00Daily chatter from one particularly ridiculous Cubicle Farm.Stupid Cubiclehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03746058904243479170noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10213543.post-1122946198039600232005-07-29T18:20:00.000-07:002005-08-01T18:29:58.046-07:00

Texas and Fence have had new cubicles constructed just for them, and while still in close proximity these cubicles are far enought away to offer some kind of solace.These next few could very well be the last few entries that Stupid Cubicle will broadcast out into the blogger rich world.With renewed vigor here are the highlights from today!This tidbit of conversation came up right in the middle of

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Lenny Kravitz "American woman" is softly serenading me through the 11 o'clock hour today. I've tried covering up the noise with my ear bud style headphones and NPR's Day to Day but this is not a strong enough concoction to blot out Texas's Tuesday distraction.Plea for the Day: Amazon.com please put a rush on those noise cancelling headphones!Texas: "I feel like a truck hit me today"Fence: "You're

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Texas just can't resist talking about his new RPG game.Texas 10:00am: "...the circle mage is going to wipe them out. he's an old dwarf who got encapsulated..."Texas and Fence (briefly breaking from the RPG lectures) 1:40pm: arguing - in detail - the pros and cons of home buying. Fence wants to retire in seven years at 35... which will be hard unless he's going into drug smuggling or as Texas

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I've renewed my vow to bring all things said in pure stupidity to the masses (or just the few people who share this pain).In light of the fact that my esteemed colleauge will be moving out of my cubicle farm in the not too distant future, I feel it is my duty to document as much as possible so when the next yahoo moves in I can look back and say "well at least it's not as bad as...".On to this

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Weed: I'd never buy an SUVFence: Yeah, totally... I love my jeep though.

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So under the influence of a StupidCubicle contributor and reader I've decided to make a few changes around here. I think you'll all be pleased. Fency has been renamed and is now just Fence.I have it from a reliable source that Fence was having a conversation with the Boss Man when he revealed a fine piece of gossip. Fence actually plans to build a fence! His plan also includes building this

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Texas: "you want to follow me to the kitchen? I gotta warsh out my blender" That's right... Texas blends his breakfast at his desk.

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Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah (think Peanuts, specifically the scenes from the classroom) There is a steady stream of noise coming from Texas' cubicle, kitty corner to mine. The constant chatter has almost driven me to petition for an office... FOR TEXAS. Texas has been "training" people for the last 2 days. He trains them all with the same enthusiasitc Texas style sales-pitch deliveryI can only

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Texas: "I think we should ban volcano's. They've done more damage than we've ever done in an SUV." Fence: "How are you going to ban a volcano? And if you could you should really use the power that would take to do more things."

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Q. What's the most common item found at the bottom of a port-o-potty?A (brought to you by Weed). Undigested VitaminsWeed: Soy is used as a synthetic estrogen... As a man I don't want to put something in my body that’s used as a synthetic estrogen.Texas (source: The Internet): Splenda is really not good for you.Texas: Bat Guano coffee @ $1000/lb?Texas: Critiquing teflon, sowing the woes of cooking

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Weed: Apparently Per Capita Canadians own more guns than Americans. Canadians just don't kill each other with their guns so people think they don't have them. The Texas Defense: It's okay that Americans use their guns to kill each other because it's proving Darwin's theory of evolution by removing the lowest class of humans. SOMEHOW this conversation morphed into... Fence: Booty Socks (the new

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So far today there's been talk of: How to track down Illegal Aliens (I'm assuming in Texas since that's where most of the tension about Illegal Immigrants seems to stem from around here) using a method recently employed by Washington's Finest Animal Control Officers to give my entire apartment building citations for possessing unlicensed dogs. The theory is (regarding the dog incident) that when

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My closest officed co-worker and confidant reported in my absence that the Stupid Cubicle discussion of the day involved: Time, Space, Light and how it all proves the existence of God. More to come...

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Let me set up a foundation for this project.I am a young middle-of-the-road liberal that works in a relaxed corporate environment.I sit in a cubicle farm. My particular plot is comprised of 6 cubicles, made from bland grey 5 foot tall fabric covered walls. This is an open cubicle layout that provides for four of us to have our backs to each other creating an open common space behind us, good for

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